making up for low grades with high calories
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)
1.You are not broken.
2.You are not selfish.
3.You are not a prude.
4.You don’t need ‘fixing’.
5.You don’t have to prove anything to anyone. No matter what!
why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted
GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS
My calm down jar!
I made some smaller ones for my classroom in little bottles, but I tend to get anxious or upset about things to the point of having a panic attack…so I made my bottle!
What are calm down bottle used for?
I personally use mine to relieve anxiety or bad thoughts that come my way, but I know of some parents who use them with their kids who are hyperactive or have spurts of anger. Heck, it’s fine if you want to make one just because it looks pretty darn awesome!
How do I use it?
Whenever you’re feeling stressed, upset, or just plain bored, give your container a good shaking and watch as it swirls around. Wait until all the glitter settles before continuing with the task at hand, or just wait until you’re calm. Don’t be afraid to give it a couple times for you to calm down, everyone is different! :>
How to make one
- Glass OR plastic container (glass is more durable, but will break easier if thrown or dropped)
-Glitter glue OR clear glue
-Anything that is durable in water! (e.g. glitter, confetti, bouncy balls, glow in the dark stars, polly pockets etc.)
1.Make sure your jar or bottle is clean and free from food or leftover sticky drinks
2. Pour in your glue of choice and make a layer that completely covers the bottom of your container. Depending on your container size, you may want it to be anywhere from 1 cm to 1 in thing (mine is about 2 inches thick with glue). The more glue you have, the slower it will settle.
3. Add the goods! Stuff your bottle with things that calm you or make you happy! Try to avoid things that will disintegrate in water.
4. Add very warm water until it fills it up nearly to the top. Leave some air in the container to make sure it will shake well.
5. Recap your container and secure with super glue
6. SHAKE IT! Make sure everything is swirling and mixing together!
7. Enjoy your calming jar/bottle!
I don’t have exact measurements for these items, so please forgive me! If you want some, there’s several tutorials online that can be found on how to make these settle for a specific amount of time (2 minutes to 20 minutes and so on).
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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finally, a shiny McDonald’s
CATCH IT BEFORE IT ESCAPES
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job